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It was a sunny Saturday morning on the first hole of a busy course. I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse speaker.



"Would the gentlemen on the women's tee back up to the men's tee."



I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still in my routine, and again came an announcement from the clubhouse.



"Would the man on the women's tee kindly back up to the men's tee."



I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once again the speaker blared out this message.



"Would the man on the women's tee, PLEASE back up to the men's tee."



I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window, directly at the person with the microphone, cupped my hands over my mouth, and yelled back.



"WOULD THE IDIOT IN THE CLUBHOUSE KINDLY SHUT UP AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT."