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# 10

Golfer "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."

Caddy "Think you can keep your head down that long?"





# 9

Golfer "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

Caddy "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."





# 8

Golfer "Do you think my game is improving?"

Caddy "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."





# 7

Golfer "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

Caddy "Eventually."





# 6

Golfer "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

Caddy "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a

coincidence."





# 5

Golfer "Please stop checking your watch all the time.

It's too much of a distraction."

Caddy "It's not a watch - it's a compass."





# 4

Golfer "How do you like my game?"

Caddy "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."





# 3

Golfer "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"

Caddy "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."





# 2

Golfer "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

Caddy "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."





# 1 Best Caddy Comment

Golfer "That can't be my ball, it's too old."

Caddy "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."